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any pronouns / queer / white

vikingofficial:

There’s an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type “on” instead of “in” you overlook that. That’s some autocorrect bs. But if they type “pebis” or some shit that’s when you gotta get his ass

Anonymous asked:

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

drlombriz:

starlightcataclysm:

snapscube:

fwugresonance:

gh0stquartz:

frambicallyscrantling:

snapscube:

Penis blast hilarious

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

socialistexan:

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Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy’s will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!

prokopetz:

Every time there’s a big writer’s strike or whatnot it becomes starkly clear how many self-proclaimed leftists think that only people who perform manual labour which results in a physical product that you can hold in your hands count as workers and everybody else is a parasite of some description.

royalsea-art:

A screenshot of a tweet by the user RoyalSea Art, that reads "shipping an oc with your friend's oc and make them get together like you're feudal lords marrying your offspring so your kingdoms form an alliance "ALT

posted a banger tweet and thought that tumblr deserved to see it too

voyagerprobe:

xrd:

Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post

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Okay overall i think we’re forgetting the most upvoted r/whowouldwin post of all time

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bogleech:

uglymelon:

normal-horoscopes:

more-beanies:

bromantically:

god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.

if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!

FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD. FOOD IS GOOD!! if you’re eating, ever, and even/especially if it’s hard, know that i am personally SO SO proud of you

The BMI was invented by Adolphe Quetelet, the 19th century statistician who invented phrenologist anthropometry. He wasn’t just a eugenicist, he was one of the founding fathers of racist pseudoscience. Please do not listen to anything he has to say about your body.

“And get this: While epidemiologists use BMI to calculate national obesity rates (nearly 35 percent for adults and 18 percent for kids), the distinctions can be arbitrary. In 1998, the National Institutes of Health lowered the overweight threshold from 27.8 to 25—branding roughly 29 million Americans as fat overnight—to match international guidelines. But critics noted that those guidelines were drafted in part by the International Obesity Task Force, whose two principal funders were companies making weight loss drugs.

Source: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/08/why-bmi-big-fat-scam/

I always thought everyone knew this by like the early 2000s but instead I see more people than ever believing this stuff is real medical science

thunderon:

thunderon:

gideon nav being the most relatable protagonist

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(tags via @asleepinawell )

miss-i-ship-it:

i’m curious

have you watched the highest grossing movie of the year you were born and did you like it?

watched it and liked it

watched it and didn’t like it

didn’t watch it

you can check which movie it was here!

pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)

digiweed:

gothiccharmschool:

crypticcripple:

chicago-geniza:

downwarddingo:

aprillikesthings:

erikalynae:

Screencap of a tweet by @Erika_Lynae that says "I sometimes forget that most people are not aware that you can use a vibrator on your face to relieve sinus congestion, so this is my PSA that you can use a vibrator on your face to relieve sinus congestion"ALT

My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

IT’S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER

in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!

But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren’t actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn’t last long.

Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don’t forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There’s a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that’s just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.

vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called “counter stimulatory devices for RLS” that was hilariously vague about saying the word “vibrator”

Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that’s essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol

A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to

I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches. 

I use mine to cum as well

weirdmageddon:

jaquelanterns:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

i cant believe i havent seen anyone relate that one link camera rune pose to the sparkle on jerma one

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sparkle on! it’s wednesday! don’t forget to be yourself!

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I had to make it real

last sparkle on it’s wednesday before totk

discodeerdiary:

kbkarma:

long-hands-in-the-cornfield:

mishacakes:

greelin:

greelin:

not even gonna lie the stuff going on with legos these days is like.. fascinating to me

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like… this is crazy

You’re missing the Most Important One

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normal cherry tree, right? WRONG

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it’s little pink frogs

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big fan of these as well

I actually have the bonsai tree (both the cherry blossom one and the other one are the same set). The instructions point out that that set has the most frogs of any other Lego set. And they’re used as flowers.

I also have this one, which is really neat.

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The keys move the hammers and actually cause the drum to advance (though the mechanism for the latter is somewhat finicky).

The 18+ marker is an indicator that the set is either a display piece (and no fun for kids post assembly) or very complex (the most tricky Technic sets). So, for example, models of various Marvel and Star Wars masks are 18+, as are their various dioramas, their Pride set, their new Tales of the Space Age set, and basically any set that is designed to be set up and left alone. They have an entire subsection in their online store called Adults Welcome, which consists of the 18+ sets that aren’t really toys (listed under Interests).

Holy fuck that typewriter did not look like Lego at first glance

log6:

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things